Dear White Savior, “As a Vegan” doesn’t excuse you from being a blood-sucking, racist leech.

…and that’s really all I have to say about our dear White Savior’s response to my “literary masterpiece” from last week.

So here’s a basic Defending-Hinduism-from-Our White-Overlords 101:

Hinduism is the pride of this country, of this world. Hinduism is the only science that supports a human being to actually reach enlightenment.

Hinduism is not separate from India and Indians, from Bharat. It’s the spine of this country, it is what makes us, US.

300-odd years ago, we had some pretty White Saviors, much like yourself, enter in the guise of a company, and then continue to loot, rape, butcher and maim the wealth and spirit of this country.

Not only did they loot us of wealth and riches, they looted us of Hinduism itself. The original backstabbing U-turn-ers.

Here’s why our new White Savior needed a little 101: she actually still thinks she is a Hindu. LOL

Here’s how it is: We are Hindus. We love sharing knowledge, knowledge is free, and the very purpose of assuming human body is enlightenment.

Does that mean we’re going to stand for a spineless leech to suck everything she knows about Hinduism from us then denounce the guru-disciple relationship, which is the only reason Hinduism is still alive? Think again.

The White Savior syndrome is pathetic, not because they’re the reason an atrocity like beer yoga was born, or because they practically enabled human traffickers like Mother Teresa to enter this country.

No, they’re pathetic because they’re unintelligent enough to have conviction in their racism. They really do believe we need saving.

Am I going to take the word of a dumb, White Savior who has zero depth of what Hinduism even is, screaming “Save yourself, follow me, follow me!” on what is Hindu and what is not?

Or am I going to take the word of a person who was trained into the Shastras since the age of 3, who was unanimously coronated as Mahamandaleshwar of Mahanirvani Akhada, as Acharya Mahamandaleshwar of Atal Akhada, who can not only read and translate Sanskrit fluently, but also read and translate Grantha, who has spent the better part of his life saving and protecting lakhs of ancient palm leaf manuscripts, who has put his blood and sweat into building temples across the world, even carving the deities Himself, who has made every piece of research and knowledge he has come across FREE, who has authored more than 300 books and has made every single one available for free online, who has revived and continues to maintain and run several mutts across the country – about what is Hindu and what is not?

Hmm. Tough call.

Here’s something even funnier (or is it infuriating?) – Our great White Savior has discussed how a 5000-year old tradition practiced by millions across the world, legitimized by various Hindu leaders and heads of monasteries is a cult. Not just this, she actually had this conversation with another person who has pretty much no idea about Hinduism in this enormous circle-jerk of mm-hmm-you’re-so-brave’s and I’m-glad-you-escaped’s.

Since Our Great White Savior’s Vegan sentiments were so hurt by the cowboy graphics, decided to make something a bit more Vegan-friendly

Let’s look into her qualification to pass judgments on Hinduism:

• a delusion at the age of 13 that she was initiated by Kali. You know, the same way she had a delusion that His Divine Holiness called her on stage and told her to be his Devi?
• born into this country, into this culture, into this lifestyle… wait, no.
• learnt the shastras, read two lines from any source scripture.. wait no, not that either.
• initiated by a guru who taught her the tenets and principles of Hinduism.. wait, she abused and denounced him, and basically the whole principle of the guru-disciple relationship.
• her contribution to Hinduism and its preservation and protection.. nope. Not that either.
• being Vegan? umm, no.
• Stephen Knapp commented on her post!!… sorry, no.
• she descends from an unbroken lineage of Hindu gurus, leaders and kings.. nah, she’s too demonic to have that kind of karma. Maybe the Illuminati would accept her? Oh wait, they already have.

So… she’s basically as well-versed in Hinduism as I am in radiology, and is now somehow an expert in declaring that a Hindu organisation with a leader who follows a 5000 year old tradition to its absolute authenticity and orthodoxy is a cult? A leader who is recognised by Hindu apex bodies, other Gurus and Hindu intellectuals alike?

Who died and gave her the authority to accuse whoever and whenever she wants of rape, fraudulence and cheating? How does this woman have the guts to tell Hindus themselves that the Guru disciple relationship is dangerous? Who is she to make statements against all Hindu Gurus from His Divine Holiness to Sathya Sai Baba to Swami Vishwananda to Swami Vivekananda? Those who have done more for Hinduism that she ever will in all of her lifetimes?

If that’s not a bad case of the White savior syndrome acting up, I don’t know what is.